Hostel soccer competition this morning, play until damn dulan. The damn PRC's don't play soccer, they play 'kick leg then kick ball'. This sport pisses me off man. Don't know about the rest of my mates but I was on the verge of hitting one of em. 2 separate incidents stood out in this match.
The first was when our goalie was body-checked by their player. Foul la duh, but the knn PRC still wanna argue with the ref saying that it was bloody legal. So I was like 'Do you even know how to play soccer? You can't freaking touch the goalie.' I said this in chinese, with him replying 'What you say?' ironically in english. The convo ended with him scolding me 'F*** you' and me, well, ignoring him.
The second incident won us the game, and won me painful nights ahead. 2 assholes sandwiched me when I was in midair, trying to head the ball. The end result? Let me put it this way, I'm using counterpain lotion on my back and it burns. Some idiot still had the nerve to say that it was my fault. Obviously enraged, I questioned his knowledge of soccer while hurling insults at him, in chinese. Have you ever had this situation where you are in so much pain, but you just wanna laugh your ass off? That was my case as I saw the puzzled look in his eyes.
He was like 'WTF??? THIS DUDE UNDERSTANDS CHINESE?' while I tried to stop myself from bursting into laughter.想用华文压我？想得美. Anyway we did win the match, the penalty of course, and not before receiving a few more kicks to my ankle.
Free movie tickets for winning the soccer tournie, but at the price of a few extra medical bills. WTF
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