Screw All Of You

Screw you Chelsea.

Screw you Mr. Wiley.

Screw you Sheva.

Screw you Ashley Cole.

Screw you Ballack.

Screw you linesman.

Screw you Dillon Yap.

2-1 only ma, goal difference still own. MAN UNITED WILL WIN THE LEAGUE AND CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!!

But for now...I'll be hiding in a corner to cry my eyes out

Lost For Words

Avram Grant’s interview after the Chelsea-Everton match. ROFL!!!

A deserved win Avram?
Grant said: 'Yes.'


What particularly pleased you about the performance?
'I'm pleased.'


What in particular pleased you?
After an eight second delay: 'I don't know.'


Is it a relief to win here?
'Yes.'


You seem lost for words by the performance. Are you more satisfied with the performance or the victory?
'Both.'


You seem distracted. Do you have a problem?
'No problem.'


Is there an issue?
'No. I'm ok. I have nothing to say.'


Do you have a message for the Chelsea fans?
'You represent the Chelsea fans?'


They must believe you are still in the title race, do you have a message for them?
'No message.'


Does this result mean you are back in it now?
'I don't know.'


How many steps have you climbed to undertake this press conference?
'I don't know.'


You seem less voluble than usual. Is it because of Sky TV moving the game to a Thursday?
'Maybe it's because of you. I don't know. I am ok.'


You are saying that you don't know if you are still in the title race?
'No.'


Is it easier to say nothing Avram?
'I don't what to answer. It is a good question. I don't know what to answer.'


Is this because of Sky?
'No. Sky is ok. I enjoy watching them.'


Is it a protest against newspapers?
'No. Why?'


Why else would you come in and refuse to answer our questions?
'I answer every question.'


You are two points behind Manchester United and you don't know if you are still in the title race?
'No.'


Have you told the players that you don't know if you are back in the title race?
'What I tell the players is something else. You want me to tell you what I say to the players?'


We just want you to answer the question really. Are you in the title race?
'I don't know.'


Would you not like to gain some positive publicity for the result rather than this bizarre silence?
'I'm sorry. You can write whatever you want and I can answer what I want.'


Do you feel under pressure to deliver a trophy. Is that the reason for the monosyllabic answers?
'No.'


Are you upset? Do you feel you have been misrepresented?
'Maybe I have said because it is a bad season.'


Did Michael Essien faint?
'He had some problems, but he is ok.'


Michael Ballack?
'Injured.'


What's his problem?
'Ask the doctor.'


He's not here Avram.
'Well call him then.'


Have you ever played the yes/no game Avram?
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Winning isn't everything

Its still Friday….aiya, I’ll just get to the point where we played inter-hostel soccer la. The OM told us that we were having futsal today, supposedly for fun. When we got there, he said it was the inter-hostel competition…what the hell.

Anyway it was 4 v 4. We played 2 games against some school, forgot the name already. There was this big fella, damn buff, skills damn zai some more. We started well enough, and I got a goal after some gai dou shooting from the side. The ‘tai zhek lou’ keep on doing skill, damn hard to get the ball off him. Luckily his skills are only useful to him when he does it without moving forward, so there was no danger in letting them attack us.

Unfortunately, whichever way you see it, I accidentally injured the ‘TZL’. I was going to hit the ball away from his feet when he suddenly dragged the ball away. My momentum was in full swing and I couldn’t stop myself kicking his shin. He got injured, so I stopped play for foul. I didn’t want it to happen also la, my shin also kena, but luckily only below near the ankle, so not so pain. After the collision, TZL didn’t run much, but still did some skills.

We his the post so many times, me alone hitting it 4 times as we kept up the pace in the first half. In the second half, things changed as we grew tired, me especially. Damn, this is beginning to sound like a commentary…..anyway Wei Chen continued with last ditch challenges, Wei Jie did his job, and Perret subbed Dillon as keeper.

We won the match 2-0, the second goal an own goal from the keeper after I wasted time at the corner before kicking it to Wei Jie whose shot hit the post before rebounding off the keeper into the net.

I had a feeling that the TZL damn bu suang me already. Actually we were ok before this la, we played in the same team before, and he was quite a nice guy. But maybe because of my clumsy and MAYBE hard tackles that irritated him. While we were going for the ball, he pushed me down into the ground. It was nothing la, but then when he helped me up, he said ‘This game don’t so solo,’ didn’t know what he meant by that.

We played the second game later, with the OM joining their team because they were short of a player. We expected ourselves to lose this game, like we expected to lose the first game. It looked like it was true when they scored first. OM had to shoot 3 times just to get the ball past our keeper. To cut a long story short, we won the game 5-1, aggregate 7-1. 4 goals and 2 assist, not bad la, but then stamina damn suck. I shook TZL’s hand after the game, but I could tell it was just formality as it meant nothing to him la. Though we did win, I didn’t feel good about it. Maybe its time to change. Oh yeah, i 'slide tackled' almost everyone on the opponent team, even the OM. Not nice, but that one was for the confinement........

Random Post

To sum up the week, this was what happened:

1. Malaysian scholars got screwed, kena confinement for the weekend. Not for breaking curfew hours, but for not returning passport on time. Also, we’ll have to wash the common toilets. Bravo.

2. The night we got screwed, they were actually wasting our precious time. Stayed up all night, ok la, 1 a.m. only, to finish essay.

3. Fail add math test…again

4. Used up 200 bucks of my 300 bucks so far, and its only the 3^rd week of the term

5. No more prefect duty by the end of the week. Nice……

6. Man U beat Roma 2-0 at the Stadio Olympico

7. Saw 2 girls in the MRT with Wen Han. One was beautiful, one was hot.

8. The beautiful one looked like she challenged us to look at her. Stared at Wen Han first while he stared back. He looked away. Stared at me next, I stared back, then immediately looked away. Conclusion: we were self abased

9. Got screwed again by hostel people, just because the damn PRC scholars don’t know how to behave like humans and clean after themselves

10. And…..its only Thursday